Drabbles, Double Drabbles, Snips, and Other Shorty Bits

by Rae

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nocturne


(added 6/22/07)

Inspired by a contestant on America's Got Talent

 


Starsky said, "I want to be the love of someone's life. I don't think
it's a lot to ask."



 

Then he got shot and almost never had the chance.



 

Hutch finally brought him home, and took up watching him sleep. One
night, almost nodding off himself, he remembered what Starsky had
said. It woke him up, and for the first time in nearly two months, he
grinned.



 

He didn't stop to think about consequences.



 

"Hey," he said.



 

Starsky opened an eye. "What? Morning?"



 

"No, but . . ."

Starsky closed his eye.



 

"I can do that for you," Hutch said.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Limerick inspired by one of Marcy's zine challenges

 

Two cops in a car is way cool

Except when they follow the rule

That boy/girl is fine

But they don't walk that line

So they banter and tease til they drool.

 

 

 

 

 

 

How Starsky Got His Rings

(LOTR crossover)

 

Pitch dark, damp and cold. He could see absolutely nothing. Where were the others? He could hear nothing but some faint drips a little distance in front of him. Wherever in front of him was. Something smelled very bad. Not like dead, worse than dead. He shivered. He lifted himself onto hands and knees, not daring to stand, not knowing what was overhead, or underneath either, for that matter.

 

He moved forward a little, the feel of cold rock under his hands and knees. Forward again, or backward, for all he knew, and his left hand touched something alien. Something small and round. He picked it up and it felt smooth to his touch, silky, almost fluid. Not knowing what else to do, he slipped it on his finger—the only one it would fit—the pinky. He took another shuffling lurch forward, scraping his right knee, and found another, much the same in size and shape, but with a textured surface to it. Some kind of writing, maybe, or a design, and without thinking very much about it, he pushed it on to join the other.

 

"What have I got on my fingerses," he wondered idly. . . .

 

 

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Black Holes (inspired by Nik)

 

I died, you know. I wasn't supposed to come back, but you, you're like one of those black holes. Nothing you want escapes you.

 

I never believed all that crap about the Light, though you probably think I did. But you, you're the light. It's real, it's you. I could see you, you know. It's why I came back.

 

I just need a little time. New York, it ain't home anymore. That's you. That's why you don't need to worry.

 

You, Hutch, you're the light, and I can see you from here. Feel you from here. I'm coming back. I'm coming home.

 

 

 

 

 

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Part 1: in which Starsky gets a Word a Day calendar for his birthday and

discovers a new way to torment Hutch

 

 

"I like your manly paps," Starsky said, "I'm going to slurp the one nearest to my labia."

 

"Labia?" Hutch said. "Paps? I thought you understood that this is a male/male relationship."

 

"Labia means lips, doesn't it? I got lips." He began to demonstrate their various abilities. "Paps are breasts. We got breasts." He pressed his hard to Hutch's.

 

"Yeah, and you've got a tongue, too, which I plan to bite off next chance I get."

 

"If you do, I won't be able to lave your bollocks." He moved downward, and showed Hutch why that would be a bad thing.

 

 

 

Part 2: in which Hutch tries to rectify the snituation

 

 

 

"I think you meant situation," Hutch said.

 

"So what if I did? You have plans for rectification?"

 

"Give me that fucking calendar. Now."

 

"I love it when you go all troglodyte." Starsky turned over, onto his belly. "So where's my rectification?"

 

Something about the way the flickering candlelight leaped and played at the base of Starsky's spine . . . Hutch got an idea.

 

"Don't move," he said.

 

Starsky groaned.

 

"Don't groan, either."

 

Starsky tried to turn over.

 

"I said don't move."

 

Starsky put his head back down.

 

"Pucker up," Hutch said.

 

 

 

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Absolution (inspired by molo)

 

We had long years of knowing that one minute wasted was a lifetime of regret. But then we made a deal: no guilt, no regret.

 

I agreed for him, but God, Hutch, you were right. I'm not too thrilled about being left behind here, buddy, pal.

 

You're still here in everything I see and touch. But I've lost the sound of your voice, the feel of your hands.

 

Yesterday I found his book. His journal, he called it. I thought, God, I don't know if I want to know his thoughts. 

 

But inside, all he wrote was "I love you."

 

 

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And this limerick is also inspired by molo

 

 

There was a blond cop from Nantucket

So hung that his partner can't fuck it

   And when he walks by

   His partner goes shy

But he says it's ok to just suck it.

 

 

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Foreplay

 

Flowers and candy got them smiling. Candlelit dinner and then a nice slow massage got them ready. Sometimes if he threw in a soft "I love you" he got a very satisfactory response, but sometimes he got more than he bargained for—or less.

 

But they were girls. So instead he showed up with a grin and two tickets to that afternoon's Dodgers game, and when Starsky opened the door he said only "Ready to go?"

 

Starsky said, "You sure know the way to man's heart," and tossed his smile in Hutch's direction.

 

He'd gotten what he'd bargained for, and more.

 

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